Here's my collection of free comedy, all delightfully free of the tyranny of moving pictures.

Stand-Up MP3s

  • Baseball Fever. Little League and foul balls, performed at the DC Improv. This clip is recorded, mixed and mastered by Joel Haas. (3:30)
  • Body Piercing. Stand-up on hot dogs, piercings and tattoos, performed at the DC Improv. This clip is recorded, mixed and mastered by Joel Haas. (3:00).

Fun Science Facts (MP3s)

For a brief time I was the host of a children's radio program. Not sure why I was fired.

Audio Sketches



One man's quest to be the humblest person alive
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