February 6, 2009
Advice for the Guys
Hey fellas. If you're in a bad relationship right now, here's the plan:
1) Invite your girl to the movies this weekend.
2) Tell her you'd like to see "He's Just Not That Into You."
3) Ask her to meet you at the theater.
4) Don't show up.
If there is a god ...
He'll keep MTV on the air for 18 more years, so that MTV can produce a dating reality built around those octuplets. And all the octuplets will be bisexual. And it will be called "8-Ball of Love."
August 2009: Jefferson.
Fall 2009: comic interviews on the podcast. 
