Snow Day, Feb. 6

Enjoy! Here's an evil snowman, Andrew Jackson, and two guys PUSHING A BUS.

On the (Snowy) Town

Hey -- guy jogging in two feet of snow. I like jogging. I came to it later in life, and I am no expert. My bosoms heave a great deal as I jog. But I, like the Doobie Brothers, sincerely understand the joys of getting off the treadmill and taking it to the streets. I even jog outside when it's cold! But you are an idiot. We get it, you're in shape. Now, you aren't like that jerk across the street jogging in short shorts. But that's where you're headed. Slow down before you get there.

Hey -- people in snow shoes. We've all had buyer's remorse. Most of the instances in my life involve t-shirts with logos, but I've even sunk $300 on a 19-inch flat screen TV with a crappy picture. My boogie board hasn't gotten much use in the last 18 years. And hey, we want to get some use out of those money pits. But as I make my way through Chinatown, I can't help but notice that I am outpacing you wearing low-end trail-runners with severely eroded tread. And, let's be frank, I'm not THAT athletic. That should be a hint.

Hey -- people wearing cross-country skis in the city. You're making the snow shoe people look good.

Hey -- guy walking around town in the snow judging people like a jerk. Stop looking so handsome, you scamp.

Tags: snow