March 3, 2010

Who Should I Have a Beer With?

A new McSweeney's column is up!

The famous poll question asks which candidate you'd rather have a beer with. So I'm taking it a step further, to caluculate which president would be the best drinking buddy. There are lots of ways to argue this one, as some people have different goals in mind for a drinking buddy -- sympathetic ear, wingman, someone to hold your hair as you vomit -- but I gotta say I like my choice. You can see who I singled out right here.

If you disagree, let me know! I always like the feedback.

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