While traveling the country the last few years, I accidentally became a nationally renowned expert on the United States presidents. I didn't mean for it to happen, but if you visit enough historic sites eventually you're going to be an expert on something. Just like your mom warned you.

As a nationally renowned expert, it's my moral obligation to share my knowledge with you, whether you like it or not. I have write-ups of every presidential thing I've visited, sorted by president. Use the links running down the right-hand side of the page to get the details. So far I've visited something for every dead president except Nixon and Reagan. The overall totals:

37 presidents with at least one site seen
33 gravesites visited
26 birthplaces visited
33 homes visited

... plus lots of other crap, like the White House. You're totally impressed, right?


McSweeney's Columns

And there's more! Back in 2009 I was named a web columnist for "columnist" for McSweeneys.net. "Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents" ran for a year, and now I still contribute occasionally to the site. Here's a list of everything they've published thus far.

Question 21: Should the President Make Me Laugh?
Question 20: How Do I Make a President?
Question 19: When Did Things Get So Mean?
Question 18: Seriously, 35?
Question 17: Why Care?
Question 16: Can the President Take a Week Off?
Question 15: Was James Buchanan gay?
Question 14: How Awful was James Buchanan?
Question 13: How Close Can I Get?
Question 12: Does Sexy Matter?
Question 11: Why Won't the President Throw Strikes?
Question 10: Can I Be President?
Question 9: Who Should I Have a Beer With?
Question 8: What's Up With Log Cabins?
Question 7: Who Would Win in a Fight?
Question 6: What Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?
Question 5: What Should I Get the President for Christmas?
Question 4: Can We Use a Man Like Herbert Hoover Again?
Question 3: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
Question 2: Should the President Grow a Beard?
Question 1: Is it OK to Dunk on the President?


The White History Project

And who could forget the White History Project. Our motto is "Education Through Speculation," and our primary means of educating is Internet videos about the presidents. Get your learn on using the links below:


One man's quest to be the humblest person alive
Copyright 2011, Chris White