Dead Presidents
He claims this is his "hobby," but we are seriously concerned. We here at Chris White Sucks believe that Chris is studying the presidency, perhaps in preparation for his own run at the presidency. He turns 35 in just a few short years, and we owe it to ourselves to be ready to prevent this cataclysmic event. We admit that the odds of a Republican from Washington D.C. actually getting elected SEEM pretty bad, but hey, Dewey defeated Truman, right? People of Chris White Sucks nation, we ask, nay, beg you to read over Chris' notes on his presidential visits. Find out what he knows. Figure out his plan. And then report back to us as quickly as possible. We've linked the reports by president name on the right side of this page. Also, if you could do us a solid and pony up $500 million for negative ad buys in the 2016 campaign, that would be greatly appreciated. LATEST UPDATES
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