Dead Presidents

Starting in 2005, Chris began visiting the birthplaces, homes and gravesites of the U.S. presidents (as well as a few other presidentially significant sites) as he traveled the country performing in various cities.

He claims this is his "hobby," but we are seriously concerned. We here at Chris White Sucks believe that Chris is studying the presidency, perhaps in preparation for his own run at the presidency. He turns 35 in just a few short years, and we owe it to ourselves to be ready to prevent this cataclysmic event. We admit that the odds of a Republican from Washington D.C. actually getting elected SEEM pretty bad, but hey, Dewey defeated Truman, right?

People of Chris White Sucks nation, we ask, nay, beg you to read over Chris' notes on his presidential visits. Find out what he knows. Figure out his plan. And then report back to us as quickly as possible. We've linked the reports by president name on the right side of this page.

Also, if you could do us a solid and pony up $500 million for negative ad buys in the 2016 campaign, that would be greatly appreciated.

LATEST UPDATES
August 9: John Adams, John Quincy Adams site
August 8: Martin Van Buren sites
August 6: Chester Arthur's grave was added
August 2: Fillmore's house, Fillmore's grave and the McKinley assassination site
July 30: Camp Rapidan (Herbert Hoover's retreat)
July 22: Birthplace listings for Washington, Madison and Monroe. Plus the Monroe museum in Fredericksburg

TOTALS THUS FAR
30 presidents with at least one site seen
22 gravesites visited
16 birthplaces visited
16 homes visited
Also visited: Federal Hall (George Washington's inauguration, New York City), the first Washington Monument (Maryland), the house where Lincoln died (DC), Jefferson's library (Library of Congress), the Monroe museum (Fredericksburg, Va.), McKinley assassination site (Buffalo)

DEAD PRESIDENTS MISSING
Andrew Jackson, Franklin Pierce, Zachary Taylor, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Harry S Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Richard M. Nixon, Ronald Reagan

Lincoln Death Make Chris Sad!

Mount Vernon? I hardly know him!

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