16. Abraham Lincoln
Hodgenville, Kentucky (July 2007)
Great presidents deserve great videos. Behold:
Lincoln birthplace (June 2, 2013)
In the spring of 2007, I went on one of the longest comedy trips of my not-that-distinguished career; it involved a 3,000-mile figure eight that went as far north as the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and as far south as Georgia. I was in the home stretch as I plowed into Kentucky. I found a hotel near Elizbethtown, and when I woke up there, it was with the knowledge that I had to be in Atlanta -- 360 miles away -- for a show that evening. If I recall correctly, it was some kind of a showcase for a Comedy Central competition, one of the people on the show was Theo Vonn (formerly of the Real World, who was not at that time all that good at comedy), and the audience really did not like me (and loved Theo Vonn). The day after that, I had to drive 600 miles home. The thing about showbusiness is this: Sometimes you have to drive 1,000 miles to perform an unpaid six-minute set, for the extremely small chance that some 21-year-old tastemaking intern / talent scout might find you amusing. Because showbusiness is UNBELIEVABLY STUPID. Keep chasing that rainbow, kids.
Maybe my problem, aside from a general lack of talent, was that I wasn't focused enough on the comedy. I stopped in Elizabethtown for a reason. I wanted to see some Lincoln logs.
Abe Lincoln is happily claimed by the tourism board of every municipality where he ate, sneezed or spit. Hodgenville has a better claim than most, because Lincoln was born there. Thomas Lincoln was looking to move up in the world, and in the early 19th century that meant moving West, he bought a 300-acre farm with spring and started cultivating what was then some godforsaken wilderness. A few years later, he had to relocate, as a title dispute over the land put the whole operation in legal limbo. But the history was alreay made. In 1809, in a cabin not far from the Sinking Spring, his wife Nancy popped out a son. Within seconds of his birth, young Abe had chopped down a cherry tree, wrestled a bear into submission and laid 50 miles of railroad track. Also, a chorus of angels began singing "You Can't Always Get What You Want," while every slave in the South began spontaneously weeping.
In truth, there's not all that much to see at the Lincoln Birthplace, but I did want to see it again. Since 2007, I had visited far more sites from Lincoln's life and read so much more about the guy. I thought it would be more meaningful this time, since I'm reaching the age where I get to take myself seriously all the time, and the folks around me have just learned to deal with it. It wasn't really any different, but I was happy to return. It's like seeing an old friend.
You have to drive though the countryside a few miles to get to the site; just like in 2007, I was the first person on site who wasn't a park ranger or volunteer. It's nicer that way, because without other visitors ruining the illusion, the Lincoln Birthplace is a Greek temple set in the woods -- something out of a classical landscape painting hanging in a museum. Wear a toga when you go. You'll feel more special that way.
There was a time when people truly believed that the log cabin on site was Lincoln's actual birth cabin (or at least had logs from the original). To protect and sanctify the structure, they built a temple large enough to house the cabin. It's on top of a hill, and the staircase to the top has one step for each year of Lincoln's life. The inside doesn't have any ornamentation other than the cabin, and the cabin is as plain as can be. You can actually see numbers on some of the logs, which people used as an assembly guide whenever they tore it down and rebuilt it -- back when seeing a historic log cabin at a state fair was a big deal. There aren't really many questions to ask.
At the foot of the stairs, you can see the entrance to the spring. A few hundred feet to the side, there's the remains of an old "roadside America" attraction -- back in the day, you could spend the night in a small log cabin rented from the Nancy Lincoln Inn, so that you could experience all the joys of being born in a log cabin for yourself. And of course, there's a visitor's center, where you can read about frontier living and see the Lincoln family bible.
From a dispassionate perspective, there's no real reason for the temple, or the cabin, or the visitors center. Lots of presidential birthplaces are marked with road signs, and there's nothing left at Sinking Spring that merits much more than a sign. The only reason we care is because it's Lincoln, whom history has judged to be the greatest president to date.
And I think that's enough. There's something manufactured about it all, but it has its purpose. The nation as it was conceived in 1787 was flawed. It still had its problems in 1865, but Lincoln was the guy who oversaw the rebirth, when we started over without our original sin. There's romantic about it, so it doesn't seem entirely ridiculous to glorify his journey. The original birth of the nation was wrapped in war and politics and semantics, so it's hard to wrap your head around it all; the rebirth starts in a log cabin in the wilderness, which is a bit more legendary.
Sometimes it's OK to want the legend.
It Does a Nation Good (September 22, 2011)
Milk, so essential to the development of strong bones and health teeth, also developed the free world. By killing Nancy Hanks Lincoln.
Sort of. What actually got her was snake root. Cows tended to eat it, which poisoned their milk. Modern medicine has made "milk sickness" a thing of the past, but in 1818 it was wiping out the milk-loving, god-fearing people of Southern Indiana. It killed Nancy, and the state of Indiana and the National Park Service now team up to honor her memory -- with a few acres of snake root.
Yummy! All this and more can be enjoyed at the Lincoln Boyhood National Monument, in scenic Lincoln City. It's a subdued site, but arguably an important one; the Lincolns moved there when Abe was 7, and he lived there until he was 21. His frontier upbringing started in Kentucky, but it blossomed in Indiana.
His mom's death shaped Abe's personality and thrust new responsibilities on his gawky shoulders. His stepmom entered the picture, his informal education continued, and he learned the value of hard work while toiling beside his father on a farm chopped out of the wilderness. Had Nancy Hanks been a lactard, the South might have won the war.
That's why Nancy's grave is probaby the main historical attraction of the site. Leaving the visitor's center, two colonnades of trees line a wide path cut in a hillside. An illumated flag pole sits at the top, and hidden in the trees just beyond that is the pioneer cemetery where Nancy is resting with the other people who got milk.
Walking farther, there's another path through the snake-root-infested woods. The trees are thick enough to give you that 1815 sense of isolation and wilderness, and there was a historical smell in the air: either snake root is disturbingly pungent, or I was downwind from a sewer backup.
When the trail ends, you're confronted with what's left of Thomas Lincoln's 300-acre farm:
It's a hole in the ground. The cabin, built by Abe and Thomas together, is long gone. They did find some evidence of the foundation and hearth, however, so the bronze cast was put in place to mark the site. There's also a "living history" farm operated under 1820s standards, but those things always suck, so I headed instead to the awesomely titled "Trail of Twelve Stones."
Sadly, it's false advertising. There were no riddles, feats of strength, booby traps or hidden speakers playing Iron Maiden hits. The trail just winds past 12 small rocks taken from various buildings important to Lincoln's life. But it does dump you back at the far more interesting stones on the vistors center. There are four friezes on the outside of the building, and each panel has an allegorical image representing a phase of Lincoln's life. Here is my favorite one:
This clearly represents the time that Lincoln met Josef Stalin.
New Salem (September 22, 2011)
There's historic Lincoln, and then there's legendary Lincoln: the one who split a rail made from a cherry tree, threw a $50 bill across the Sangamon River and wrestled a bear to become the king of Illinois. A lot of the legend comes from New Salem.
Some back story: Lincoln and his dad didn't get along. Young adulthood in Indiana wasn't all that fun; there was lots drudgery as the family tried to hack a living out of the middle of a dense forest. Sometimes Thomas would pimp his son out as a laborer and keep most of the money. The only real relief from the drudgery was reading, and the occassional arts and crafts project, like making his mother's coffin.
The family moved to Illiniois when Lincoln was 21, but Abe had enough. He set out on his own and never saw his dad again. One of his first jobs was for a man named Denton Offutt, who hired Abe to take a flatboat loaded with cargo to New Orleans. Floating down the Sangamon River, the flatboat got stuck on the dam for a sawmill; during the unexpected stop, Offutt was impressed enough by the newly founded nearby town that he decided to open a shop there. He was impressed enough by Lincoln to bring him on as shopkeeper.
For the next six years, Lincoln was the lovable, goofy handyman in the sitcom that was New Salem. He had a lot of jobs, since the original store ended up being a bust: rail splitter, shop owner, children's birthday party clown, farm worker. He also snagged part-time government work as the postmaster and, interestingly enough, the local surveyor -- the same job that got George Washington off the ground. He had his brief stint with military service in New Salem, as a militia captain in the Black Hawk War (no hostile Indians encountered). And he was popular enough to get elected to the state Assembly.
But mostly, he read. To become a lawyer in the 1830s, you didn't have to borrow $100,000, then live with your parents for three years while searching for a $35,000 job that requires 60-hour work weeks. All you had to do was study really hard and take a test. That's how Lincln spent his spare time, and after a few years of folksy suburban toiling, he was ready to move to the big city of Springfield as a full-fledged lawyer.
Unfortunately, Lincoln was the linchpin of the New Salem economy, and a few years after his departure the town disappeared. (Also, they found out that steamboats couldn't navigate the Sangamon, so that didn't help.) What you're visiting today is couresy of William Randloph Hearst -- Citizen Kane -- who snagged the property early in the 20th century. In the 1930s the CCC started building some replica structures, and over time they've got it up to a 23-building "living history" village. I got there late in the day, so only the cooper was on duty. But there's nothing more exciting than buckets.
FUN NEW SALEM FACTS!
Springfield Has Sprung (September 23, 2011)
The problem with Abe Lincoln is knowing where to begin. In life, he held together the Union; in death, he holds together the Illinois tourist economy. Some time ago, the state council of elders -- Richard Daley's poker buddies -- came up with the "Land of Lincoln" motto, and being Chicago poker players, they went all in. (You can do that when you cheat at poker.) Every object or surface he touched, fondled, stood upon or sneezed near is graced with a historical marker, or (if he sneezed twice) a state park.
Same goes with the literature: one sign I saw claimed that Lincoln is second only to Jesus is number of books written about his life. But with Jesus, you can always go with the best-seller and feel pretty good about your choice. In the case of Lincoln, you have to decide if you want his life interpreted through a lens of depression, a loving marriage, a hateful marriage, homosexuality, wit, religion, slavery, weakness, strength, co-workers, enemies, conspiracy theories, his children, his children's deaths, his parents, his parents' deaths, his work experience, his love of the theater, Marfan's syndrome, social status, Consitutional law, military savvy, military ineptitude, folklore or his decision to grow a beard. That last one is coloring book, but it has the virtue of being a quick read.
You have to start somewhere, though, so let's look at his house.
Lincoln needed a house in 1844, because life was going good. He had been living in Springfield for a few years, making a name for himself as an attorney; he had convinced Mary Todd to marry him; and their family was growing. Lincoln dropped $1,500 and snagged a one-level, five-room home on 8th and Jackson. It was the first (and only) home he ever owned. There was no indoor plumbing, but it had curb appeal, on the days when the curbs were covered in mud and pig crap. The prosperity train kept rolling, and after a few years they put a second story on the house (in two months, because union labor hadn't been invented yet), resulting in the building you see today:
It's in great shape, considering the abuse it takes each year from busloads of old cranky people who feel entitled to touch everything and bored school kids who touch everything out of spite. There's a pretty nice front parlor for unwanted guests, and an attached rear parlor for the people they actually wanted to see. Abe was sitting in the front room when he got the news that he had become the GOP nominee in 1860, and there was much rejoicing. A surprising amount of the stuff in the house is original: when they left for D.C. in 1860, the Lincolns decided to rent out the joint rather than sell, and before leaving they opted to sell most of their stuff in a yard sale. After he was killed in 1865, a lot of the purchasers took very good care of their suddenly much more valuable bedpans and armchairs. Lincoln's box of old skin mags and erotic playing cards has yet to resurface, but historians are holding out hope.
The dining room and kitchen weren't big enough for lavish entertaining, though the Lincolns did have guests on a pretty regular basis. The sitting room had a stereoscope picture viewer for the kids -- an 1840s Xbox, according to the ranger -- and Lincoln would sometimes stretch out on the floor to read. At 6'4", he wasn't really comfortable in any of the horsehair furniture. But he did have one particular luxury, on the second floor.
That image to the left is Mary Todd's separate bedroom, which is a tremendous feature when you're a depressed person married to a bipolar nutjob. They dance around Mary a little bit at the house -- no one wanted to condemn the woman, but there wasn't exactly an energetic defense. There are a few undisputed facts: 1) Mary came from a high-class family was clearly interested in social climbing; 2) Mary and Abe did have some affection for each other and had sex at least four times; 3) Abe spent a conspicuous amount of time outside the house; 4) Mary had a hired servant to do her bidding, and they went through an average of a servant a year. Lincoln had to propose twice, since she broke off their first engagement.
Anyhow, it's a very nice upper-middle-class home. At the height of his legal career, Lincoln was raking in the dough and had the modern-day equivalent of maybe $500,000 in the bank. The walls and floors all have vomit-inducing patterns, which was very stylish back in the 1840s. The park rangers sell the house of the eye of the storm: after a rough-and-tumble youth, but before he was shot in the head, there was a decade when Lincoln was free to prosper and grow as a professional and a family man. He advanced his career, he shipped one son off to college, he welcomed new kids and enjoyed his friendships all in the house. There was sadness, too -- his son Eddie was born in the house in 1846 and died there in 1849. But overall it seems like a postive time.
The neighborhood ain't bad, either -- the park service owns two blocks of 8th Street, and all the homes are preserved as they would have been during Lincoln's time. They know from letters that the Lincolns got on pretty well with the neighbors, and when he split town for the White House, he gave an emotional goodbye, right here:
That's the "Lincoln Depot," about two blocks away. Before hopping on the train, he gave a short farewell that generations of Springfield public school students have undoubtedly been forced to memorize, minus the awkward dirty limerick at the end. Today it serves no real purpose, but Lincoln once spoke there for 60 seconds, so the building is in great shape.
The Lincoln Lawyer (September 23, 2011)
Some say Abe Lincoln was a bone golem, animated in 1860 by the Illuminati in a sinister attempt to maintain their dominance of the military-industrial complex. Experts such as myself know he was a lawyer. It's a subtle difference, but a difference nonetheless.
Abe had four different offices during his years in Springfield. Three of those buildings are gone, but the one remaining structure is now (surprise!) a museum. There's not a ton of original Lincoln swag left in the building, but they do a nice job of laying out his legal career:
It's the 1830s. Twentysomething Lincoln has been toiling his whole life, and is probably a little sick of professions that involve regular exposure to animal waste products; after a stint in the state legislature, he starts to feel a little self-conscious about his lack of legal knowledge. A voracious reader, he consumes enough information over the next three years to be considered a lawyer by Illinois standards.
Abe lands a job in Springfield, and moves into that prairie town as a junior partner. He works on every kind of case, from civil litigation to captial punishment cases. The state code could be printed on a placemat back then, so you didn't need to be a specialist. He goes through a couple of partners before settling down with William Herndon, who will be his partner through his death (and afterward, his biographer).
Lincoln goes for the big bucks by "riding the circuit" -- since there was one federal judge for all of Illinois, he had to travel from county to county on the back of a burro, dispensing justice and leaving a trail of judicious babies. The lawyers travel as well, so Lincoln was away from home for two to three months at a time. This is beneficial financially. It is very beneficial politically -- it gives Lincoln a chance to meet power players throughout Illinois. It is extremely beneficial in the marital sense, because three months away from Mary is a good thing.
And it turns out he's a decent lawyer. Herndon was the paperwork guy, and Lincoln was the talker. He knew how to work a jury, and he also scores lucrative gigs working for the railroads.
The law office, like everything else in frontier Illinois, doesn't reflect the level of success. It was above a dry goods store, which was next to a farmer's market -- as the guide put it, the 19th-century equivalent of a Super Walmart. You could walk up without an appointment, and Lincoln would hear you out while stretching out on couch. The place was probably a mess. Lincoln was a bit of a slob, and some days his young sons would be jumping on the desk. Professional stuff.
There's something to be said for the location. The feds rented space for the circuit court right next door. And the law library for the state (four books and pamphlet, in the 1840s) was housed across the street at this fine structure:
That's the Old State Capitol building. The exterior is close to original, but the interior is a re-creation, because the insides smelled too much like frontier justice. Lincoln served here his last term in the state legislature. He ran his 1860 presidential campaign out of the governor's office (the governor had died, so it was totally cool). He gave the "house divided" speech in this building. When Lincoln left town for Washington, he told Herndon to keep his name on the sign, so that he could rejoin his partner when he was done leading the country. The closest he got to returning to the office was the Old Capitol, where his corpse laid in state.
The state upgraded somewhere along the line, and the legislature now meets in this fine structure just a few blocks away:
It's a mildly historically significant building, in that many a fine corrupt Illinois governor kept offices here. Rod Blagojevich? You know it. George Ryan? Of course! The Illinois legislature also meets here, and the Senate chamber is sort of intriguing. Another Illinois lawyer with no executive experience once served in that chamber, and like Lincoln, he went on to be president. Guess which one. Go on, guess.
Cottage Cheese (3/19/09)
In the days before Air Force One, or Cadillac One, or anything much above Ornery Mule Train One, presidents relied a bit more on the staycation. Lincoln, for example, would get away from the horrors of war by heading three miles north of the White House. To stay with a bunch of soldiers. Next door to a cemetery where more soldiers killed under his command were buried every day. Did I mention there were nice breezes?
The inaccurately named Lincoln Cottage (it was also the Buchanan Cottage, the Hayes Cottage and the Arthur Cottage, but they don't have Lincoln's raw sex appeal) was Abe's home away from his home away from home for something like a quarter of his presidency. Since downtown Washington was a) a military parade ground and b) a malarial swamp, it was nice to escape. The Soldiers Home was rural, cooler, and about a 40 minute commute from the White House; since it had a really big empty house AND an open invitation to the commander in chief, it was as close to perfect as Lincoln could hope for, since the Wright Brothers hadn't yet invented the puddlejumper to Martha's Vineyard. When summer rolled around, he'd pack up 1 wagon of flatware and 12 wagons Mary Todd's pill regimen and head uphill:
Pretty quaint! Except for the 50 funerals a day visible from the front porch, that is. I took the tour a week and a half ago with friends, and it's not bad. The house itself (it just opened to the public in the last year) is in great shape, though it's sadly furniture-free; you don't really get too much of a feel for what it would have been like with Lincoln in residence. The tour guides do have a very well-produced program (audio clips, video presentations, puppets ... well, no puppets) that focuses in large part on Emancipation, since Lincoln would have done some of his most involved thinking on the subject while kickin' it at the cottage. There's also some nice attention to Lincoln's relationships with the soldiers all around him at the home (he had a genuine affection for the troops, and was constantly reminded of their sacrifice by the constant funerals on the grounds), and how badly he would have needed to relax given the stress of his 9-to-5 gig. There's a nice little museum display to get you amped before the tour, plus a pre-tour Mount Saint Helens-esque window-shade reveal of the cottage, which would be more impressive if it was a smoking ruin. You need the contrast for that to work.
As a committed presidential dork, I would have liked a less generic tour -- even mild history buffs won't need the tour's Civil War/Emancipation primer, plus it was pretty obvious that the guide had a thousand Lincoln stories with a more personal flair. At any tour of a home, they should lean toward the details you can't get from a Wikipedia page. Also, I would have liked it if everyone taking the tour was allowed to wear a stovepipe hat and fake beard. That would have been excellent.
FUN LINCOLN COTTAGE FACTS!
Ford's Theater (5/19/09)
Abe Lincoln gave millions of Americans a great reason to avoid live theater; it was his parting, and perhaps greatest, gift to the nation.
Ford's Theater was closed for a few years as they finally took down the 1860s police tape, but it's open for business again! Last week I got to see a Lincoln-themed presentation there, as two actors recreated the Lincoln-McClellan relationship through the art of dramatic reading (it turns out McClellan was a jerk). Then, the historian who wrote the presentation gave long-winded answers to questons by people who have built elaborate fantasy scenarios that start with them asking a question at a presentation, then end with the historian as part of their wedding party. It was like experiencing the magic of "Book TV" on C-SPAN 2, without being able to flip to VH1! I enjoyed it thoroughly.
And most important, it gave me a chance to eye the famous box by the stage, still draped with bunting and now adorned with pictures of Lincoln. It's one thing to know that John Wilkes Booth jumped from the box to the stage; it's another thing to actually see what that drop would have been like. It probably hurt. A lot. Not as much as being shot in the head, but still ...
CSI: Lincoln (April 2009)
Long before Fidel Castro and the Freemasons joined forces to assassinate President Kennedy, or railroad exectives and the Freemasons joined forces to off McKinley, or Lucretia Garfield, her lover, Chester A. Arthur and the Freemasons took down Garfield, there was a conspiracy most foul to take out Lincoln!
On Saturday my roommate and I enjoyed history in its purest form: the walking tour with a guide in period costume. Short of the time machine, that's as good as it gets, and even then I'm not sure that 1865 police detectives would have quite the sense of humor as our tour guide. The whole thing started outside Ford's Theater, with an account of the assassination of Lincoln. Then it followed the 1865 investigation, as cops tried to nail down who was responsible, who had helped them and whether the whole dirty business was linked to a simultaneous attack on the secretary of State. And the Freemasons.
They didn't have luminol back then, so investigating mostly involved talking to people and hanging around horse stables. That was suprisingly enough to determine that there was a conspiracy, and that it consisted of the 1865 equivalent of Brad Pitt and a bunch of drunk wackadoos. Yet they somehow managed to kill one of the greatest presidents in American history. It was a simpler time!
The overall plan was to simultaneously kill a bunch of high-ranking officials in an unprecedented act of terrorism, thereby spreading panic and possibly relaunching the recently ended Civil War. Lincoln got capped; Secretary of State Seward was sliced up pretty badly by a potential assassin, and his son's head was bashed in; an attempt on Andrew Johnson failed when his assigned attacker lost his nerve and fled, though Johnson had security-free quarters in a Washington hotel (there were no undisclosed locations in 1865). In fact, almost everyone had laughable security back then; Booth got access to Linclon more or less by asking for it (he was famous) and Seward's attacker just pretended to have a pacakge of medicine to help the secretary get over the flu. Contrast that with the seven cavity searches you must now undergo to by a magnet at the White House gift shop. It was a simpler time!
Booth left a trail a mile wide, and though he managed his initial escape, he more or less hung his comrades out to dry by giving the police so much to work with. The tour takes you through a bit of downtown DC, past where Booth's hotel would have been, past were other conspirators would have been boarding, past the telegraph office ... every place that would have figured pretty prominently in the investigation and Booth's escape. Our guide (Kip) was great -- well informed, engaging, etc. Plus he recognized me as a comedian, which automatically increases my estimation tenfold.
The investigation is pretty fascinating -- not just the police procedure, but how pedestrian the masterminds were. It's like if a bunch of angry internet blog commenters decided to kill the president, which is probably why their plot only succeeded in part, and also why they were all rounded up in pretty short order. It only takes a few lone crazies with determination to change the course of history (with Garfield and McKinley there wasn't even a conspiracy). For all tragedy of these events, the miracle is that it doesn't happen all the time. Huh.
Sweet and Sour Lincoln (April 2010)
Sunday night the missus and I celebrated Easter the only way a Jewish-Catholic couple can. It was a tough call. As we strolled around Chinatown, we had options: Hooters, some Irish place, Fuddruckers. But we looked deep in our hearts and decided that some religious traditions are worth observing. We went for Chinese.
Wok n' Roll was pretty decent for an Asian place, but you don't go there for the egg rolls. You go for the history! According to a very authoritative plaque, Wok n' Roll is where the Lincoln assassination conspirators met. Unfortunately, back then it was a boarding house owned by Mary Surratt, and not a generic Chinese restaurant with a sushi bar. John Wilkes Booth wasn't pounding freshwater eel while thinking about what to yell from the stage, no matter how much I want that to be true. History is awesome, but it can't be totally awesome all the time.
Mary, it turns out, was a pioneering feminist, who greatly advanced her gender's standing by being the first lady ever executed by the federal government. You go girl! Evidence implicating her as a hardcore conspirator was flimsy, but at the very least she was guilty of bad parenting. Son John (a Confederate spy) was in on it, though he avoided prosecution by fleeing the country.
I think the lesson here is, if you let your adult children bum around the house, they're just going to drink your liquor, have their deadbeat friends over and eventually kill the president. I'm looking at you, Millennials. Parents: tough love is the patriotic thing to do.
Oh, and the sweet and sour chicken is pretty good. I'm envisioning a Wok n' Roll / Ford's Theater date night. Maybe some Mind Erasers for a nightcap. I'll keep you posted.
Petersen House (October 2007)
Next time you're in D.C., swing on by 10th St. in Washington for the creatively named "House Where Lincoln Died." It's right across the street from Ford's Theater, next door to the Lincoln Souvenir Outlet. You can't miss it.
You won't see too much -- the house is original, but all the furnishings are period pieces or replicas. After the death of Lincoln, a cloud hung over the building, which is a boarding house; though people kept on staying there (even in the Lincoln room), the owner (William Petersen) felt a profound sadness about the place; to the end of his days he felt nothing but grief had come to him over the whole incident. Plus people were constantly barging in and stealing souvenirs. So when he closed up shop, he sold off everything in the building. The actual deathbed is in Chicago, but most of the furniture is lost to history. They have one blood-stained pillow left, but it's not on display because the house doesn't have decent climate control. Which is a shame, because it's not every day that you get to see a blood stained pillow, unless you have chronic nosebleeds.
But thanks to the magic of lithography and a few eye-witness accounts, they do have a pretty good recreation of what the room looked like back on April 14, 1865, when Lincoln was carried in from across the street at the urging of a boarder who heard the commotion outside. They carried him to the back of the first floor, into the room of Thomas Proctor, a 17-year-old clerk at the War Department who was out for the evening. It's a tiny, tiny room. Lincoln probably didn't fit on the bed, and with a Who's Who of Washington flitting in and out all night, it's easy to imagine how cramped it must have been.
When Abe kicked it on the morning of April 15, Secretary of War Edwin Stanton supposedly said, "He belongs to the ages now." Though some insist he said, "He belongs to the angels now." And still others believe that he said, "I guess I should update my resume, just in case."
On April 22, 1865, Thomas Proctor attempts