Dead Presidents

Chris White is touring the gravesites, birthplaces and homes of the U.S. presidents. Here are his notes from those visits, which he probably means to be funny. Eh.

4. James Madison

Birthplace, Port Conroy, Virginia

Birthplace (July 20, 2008)

James Madison, father of the Constitution and our fourth president, was born in a drainage ditch on the the side of US-301.

Believe me, I was shocked too.

Update: Hot Necking Action (July 2008)

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