Why We Fight... there lurks in this universe the potential for great evil. If not for the eternal vigilance of the few, that potential would be realized, bringing untold despair to millions. We stand now at a crossroads in history. A great terror rises in the West, and brave volunteers are needed to beat back the advance of the greatest threat to freedom and happiness this generation will ever know. That threat is comedian Chris White, who beyond the shadow of a doubt sucks.
You may think he's the kind of guy who, if you went to every one of his shows and ran a Web site dedicated to him and his work, would gladly thank you, and be your friend and help you meet girls and build Gundam models in your basement. Well, he's actually the kind of guy who uses the court system to handle his "grievances." In other words, he sucks. Case in point:
Are those actual quotes? No. But computer modeling tells us that they could conceivably be said at some point by someone, and that someone clearly shares our inescapable conclusion: CHRIS WHITE SUCKS. Read every bit of information on this Web site and you'll see why. [an error occurred while processing this directive] [an error occurred while processing this directive] |