While traveling the country as an entertainer, I accidentally became a nationally renowned expert on the United States presidents. I didn't mean for it to happen, but if you visit enough historic sites eventually you're going to be an expert on something. Just like your mom warned you.

As a nationally renowned expert, it's my moral obligation to share my knowledge with you, whether you like it or not. I have write-ups of every presidential thing I've visited, sorted by president. I also made some informative videos, and I wrote a column for McSweeney's Interent Tendency answering the greatest questions in history.

Presidential sites. If a president was born somewhere, lived somewhere, died somewhere or is buried somewhere, I plan on going there. Probably by myself. Everytime I go to a site, I take down a few notes and then crank out a little write-up for your reading pleasure. If you read them all, it's almost like you spent the best years of your life talking to park rangers in Ohio -- with none of the hassle!

Enter the magical world of presidential tourism

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents. A few years back, the website McSweeney's started a contest looking for columnists. I was one of the winners, and my very long-titled column ran for more than 20 installments. It is easily the most significant piece of presidential scholarship produced in the 21st century.

Your presidential questions answered here

The White History Project. Studying YouTube, I realized that there was a huge unfilled niche for mildly humorous short films about the commanders in chief. Having filled this niche, I have been rewarded by the marketplace with all the riches you would expect. Oh god, the riches. They haunt me. Life was so much simpler when I was a poor presidential enthusiast.

Many minutes of your life that you will not get back

One man's quest to be the humblest person alive
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