Stand-up Clips

Chris White does stand-up comedy. We here at Chris White Sucks can't say that we approve, but you can judge for yourself.

DC Improv, January 2009

Chris talks about relationships and love in this four-minute clip. Some profanity.

DC Improv, March 2008

I Take Requests 2, April 2008

A segment from the one-man show, "I Take Requests." 10 minutes on quadratic equations, sir Issac Newton and quiz bowl.

Go Bananas, September 2006

Some "greatest hits" stand-up as Chris opens a set at Go Bananas.

The Campfire Story

Why Chris Sucks: Sometimes if you call his home phone, he doesn't answer, even though he's clearly in his bedroom, as anyone standing across the street with binoculars and a cell phone can see.

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