Trivia Night May 21!

On Wednesday, May 21, Chris will be hosting Happy Hour Trivia at the DC Improv Lounge. If you hate Chris, like we do, this is a great chance to take him out -- show up, and yell out the answers to all the questions. You'll have to buy a ticket to the show at the Improv (Chris is featuring for Bob Marley, who we don't hate), and then get to the Lounge between 6:30 and 7. Only the first 55 people get to play (and all trivia participants have reserved seating in the main room for the 8:30 show). From what we've learned after years of studying Chris, the questions will likely be about the U.S. Presidents, Chris himself, or TV shows that no one watches. Start studying, because if you win you get free tickets to return the next month and make Chris even more miserable. All the details are on the DC Improv Web site.

I Take Requests 3. On July 12, Chris brings "I Take Requests" back to the DC Improv Lounge. So far we've dropped the ball on this one -- we haven't successfully stopped or disrupted either of the first two shows. Thank god he keeps giving us more chances. Let's get it together, Chris-haters!

Welcome True Believers

You've reached the Web site dedicated to proving that comedian Chris White sucks. There are so many reasons we can't get into right now -- start off by reading our Mission Statement, then click around a bit and wallow in the suckiness. You'll see what we're talking about soon enough, and when you're ready, we've got a pitchfork with your name on it. The day of liberation is coming ...

March 2008: It's a mixed winter for Chris -- he's had auditions for Last Comic Standing and a bunch of comedy festivals, but we don't know if he's going to make it or not. We're doing everything we can to keep him down, but every little bit helps -- even if it means sending him angry anonymous e-mails. Please discourage him at every opportunity.

August 2007: We've cleaned up the Web design a little bit, because we really want everyone to have the smoothest possible path to discovering that Chris White honks it hard. If you like it, please send us lots of money. Hating Chris White is emotionally rewarding, but the financial benefits haven't really materialized the way we had hoped.

August 2007: Chris has had a disturbingly good summer, traveling large parts of the country, appearing on "Last Comic Standing V" and then in some kind of Comedy Central Contest. Plus we get word that he's in the regional semifinals of some HBO contest. He's not famous yet but this sort of news isn't encouraging. Can we all try harder to sabotage his career, please?

Why Chris Sucks: Jeanette, the office manager at Chris White Sucks Inc., recently had a baby girl, which she named Christina. She was immediately fired for the name similarity.