Welcome to the online home of Chris White. In a perfect world, comedians would need no websites. In a slightly less-than-perfect world, comedians might need websites, but their name with a ".com" at the end would be available, and not registered to a freelance advertising writer from Norfolk, Va. We live in a crappy world, is the point.
I do a lot of things, and I even do some of those things well, according to my mom. Click around and see some of the fine stuff I've come up with over the years. You can also e-mail me at email@example.com, especially if you want to throw money at me to do stuff for you. Go nuts.
December 12: Happy Hour Trivia
If you're in the DC area and you like trying to feel smart, come on by Happy Hour Trivia at the DC Improv Lounge. Doors open at 6:30, game starts at 7, and we're taking donations for the kids at Children's Hospital so that they can have a happier Halloween. Be there.
September 2013: Fort Necessity
It should make you feel at least a little more secure to know that George Washington screwed up in his youth, just as much as you did. A writeup of Fort Necessity has been added to the George Washington page of the presidential files. Enjoy.
The surface of the sun. Also, there's a trivia night coming up at the DC Improv Lounge on Dec. 12, 2013. Be there.
The completed "Notes on the Country of Australia" is now posted online. Essential reading if you are planning to visit Australia, or if you're Australian and you want to be offended.
All the notes I've taken on my travels since 2006 are now crammed together in one space. Who knows about the quality, but my god, the quantity!